Perpetually Handchuffed.

Allie!

Female. 19. American until further notice.

Sherlock, Doctor Who, Cabin Pressure, Supernatural, Misfits, Black Books, Spaced, Harry Potter, Benedict Cumberbatch, Martin Freeman, books, Marissa.

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Martin Freeman is my spirit animal.

This blog does not stop for cows.

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Tue May 29th 1:19am / via: babyfroggi / source: offlineinternet / 1,559 notes
allons-yfredweasley:

offlineinternet:

“Last” | A Very Short Sherlock Fanfiction
Because I don’t have much time during the day. This is all I could managed. 

WHY

allons-yfredweasley:

offlineinternet:

“Last” | A Very Short Sherlock Fanfiction

Because I don’t have much time during the day. This is all I could managed. 

WHY

Tue May 29th 12:54am / via: unitsgore / source: unlubricated-anal-sex / 1,592 notes

unlubricated-anal-sex:

people who believe the whole “if a key opens a lot of locks it’s a good key, but if a lock opens to a lot of keys it’s a bad lock!!!” shit about sex

if my vagina is a lock, your dick sure as hell isn’t the key
because when you buy a lock, the key usually comes with it you fuckheads
as in
i have the fucking key to my own vagina, not you
and no im not letting you in because your dick smells like butts and misogyny

Tue May 29th 12:51am / via: sussexbees / source: natarged / 56,614 notes
  • Me: How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
  • Mom: He's black
  • Me:
  • Mom:
  • Me:
  • Mom:
  • Me: You look for fresh prints, but oh my God

(Source: marginallysecretsentiment)

Mon May 28th 9:28pm / via: sussexbees / source: shercockandmycrotch / 786 notes

holy shit guys they’ve actually censored Benedict’s name

shercockandmycrotch:

Mon May 28th 9:26pm / via: whocallsmevillain / source: outonalark / 27,406 notes
Mon May 28th 9:26pm / via: murrehtrishoos / source: kkatkkrap / 21,978 notes

Track: Somebody That I Used To Know
Album:
Artist:
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kkatkkrap:

A’capella cover, huh… we’ll see about th…  …

Mon May 28th 9:26pm / via: thescotlandyard / source: johnhwatson- / 193 notes

Benedict Cumberbatch, Mark Gatiss tease 'Sherlock' future

johnhwatson-:

“We love doing [the show],” said the actor. “We’re very fond of it, and we adore our audience - they’re smart and intelligent and ever-growing, which is wonderful.”

Gatiss revealed that he will write the Sherlock series three premiere, which will be loosely based on Sir Arthur Conan Doyle’s The Adventure of the Empty House.

“It’ll be a version of it, because that’s the one in which [Sherlock] returns,” he explained. “How much or how little [we change], I don’t know yet.

“As before, we cherry pick and we choose bits and pieces of other [stories] that we like. They’re always less literal adaptations.”

Mon May 28th 9:21pm / via: kitten-rage / source: neiru2012 / 14,394 notes
neiru2012:

“Apparently my desk is nice and cool on hot days”

neiru2012:

“Apparently my desk is nice and cool on hot days”

Mon May 28th 9:19pm / via: valeria2067 / source: undeadkelso93 / 306 notes

valeria2067:

He just looked up “Life Ruiner” in the dictionary. It had a picture of his face.

(Source: undeadkelso93)

sherlockismyholmesboy:

#Sherlock in the last gif tho #Hey sluts were you talking about me?

Mon May 28th 8:43pm / via: murrehtrishoos / source: richardsbrook / 1,894 notes

Adorkable Andrew Scott

[x]

(Source: richardsbrook)

thescotlandyard:

benaddictcumberbitchh:

John Finnemore is a lovely lovely man <3

AHHH was he wearing this fucking thing all night I am gojng to go insane

thescotlandyard:

benaddictcumberbitchh:

John Finnemore is a lovely lovely man <3

AHHH was he wearing this fucking thing all night I am gojng to go insane

Mon May 28th 8:35pm / via: valeria2067 / source: tellhimwouldyou / 290 notes

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